February 2012
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me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
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Anonymous asked: you are beautiful and loved, never forget that.
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SOBBING RIGHT NOW
Marshall mentions that if Robin married a US citizen she wouldn’t have to go back to Canada
AND BARNEY GETS DOWN ON ONE FUCKING KNEE
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I remember the first time I saw How I Met Your Mother
It was episode 4.17: The Front Porch
And it was all about how Lily had broken up Ted and numerous girlfriends
And I totes thought that Lily and Ted were brother & sister
IDK why I’m posting this
It just amuses me to watch the show now and remember that
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JUST ANNOUNCED: JKR TO WRITE A NEW NOVEL! →
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Empathy Test →
0 - 32 = low (most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20) 33 - 52 = average (most women score about 47 and most men score about 42) 53 - 63 is above average 64 - 80 is very high 80 is maximum
Your score: 47
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Robin: Fine, but you better not be as uptight as these idiots about me shooting beer cans on the roof. "Oh, it hurts my ears! The neighbors called the cops. You almost hit me!"
Ted:
Lily:
Marshall: Enjoy her, Ted. She's in a real good place right now.
Ted:
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dwight: count choculitus
jim: *whistles* sounds tough
dwight: why did you write that down jim? is it because you know i love count chocula?
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Look what came in the mail today …
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I’ve just started S4 of HIMYM and Barney is all completely and totally in love with Robin and everything is perfect and beautiful and rainbows and puppies and sunshine and I don’t want to hear that it doesn’t last lalalalalala that doesn’t exist right now. KBYE.
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Cost: $5
Shipping: $1,000,000
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thatbluebox:
jimsturgess:
“baby” i whisper as i reblog a picture of a grown man that is 10 years older than me
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I just love Lucifer so much.
– Things you shouldn’t say in front of people who don’t watch Supernatural (via thatsnotmydivision)
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old men on tv:
me: ugh the things that i would do to you
old men in rl:
me: why are you hitting on me this is creepy please stop
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What you really said: I think serial killers are interesting.
What they think you said: I'm going to become a serial killer and murder all of you in the most brutal way possible and then use your heads as lamp shades and cook your livers for a nice tasty snack.
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